Microsoft researcher builds a working neural network out of goats in Age of Empires II to critique AI science

A Microsoft researcher built a working neural network out of goats, bridges, and ice ramps in the Age of Empires II map…

By AI Maestro June 17, 2026 1 min read
Microsoft researcher builds a working neural network out of goats in Age of Empires II to critique AI science

A stylized map of a medieval village featuring walls, buildings, goats, and arrows indicating herd paths and defensive routes.

A Microsoft researcher built a working neural network out of goats, bridges, and ice ramps in the Age of Empires II map editor. What looks like a joke is a pointed critique of AI research methods. His analysis of 315 papers found that more than half already assume language models have human-like traits before the experiment even starts. Replace the chat interface with wandering goats, and the math doesn’t change, but the feeling that you’re talking to someone does.

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